Something from the lighter side

HI again,

I wanted to tell you all this funny situation and NO MOON it's not from tv it's real life .. MINE 🙂

I won some Queen size Northern Nights sheets on Ebay and I have been waiting for them to show up.

I wrote to the seller to ask where my order is since I did't rec;d it and I found the tracking number so I tracked it and it stated it went back to Virgina. YIKESSSSSSSSSSS why is that ?

I rec'd a phone call from some delievery service Nation wide and NO it's not the insurance company haha.

They stated that they had a package and I needed to sign for it however, I wasnt home when the phone call came so I called them back and left a message.

After this phone call I was upset .. WhY DO I HAVE TO SIGN FOR FREAKING SHEETS???? I have to work I can't stay home to sign for sheets I paid 15.00 for.
So I wrote to the seller again and stated to her that she needs to adjust her shipping methods and not have people sign for orders containing little money amounts since most people work.

The only order I am waiting for is this sheet order so then ………….. Thursday I call the delievery people back when I got home from work and as usual I had to leave a message for them to return my call.

I am on the pc reading this IRRATE EMAIL from the seller of the sheets… the phone rings.

hello I said…
Hi this is Nationwide delivery service.
I said .. OH GOOD I am glad to finally speak with you.
The girl was very pleasant and said she had a package that needed my signature and also my home location apartment number.
I said to her.. PLEASE TELL ME WHY I HAVE TO SIGN FOR SHEETS??? worth 25.00 which includes shipping.
She said sheets? I said YES FOR THE BED.

She said I don't think these are sheets the box measures bla bla < small> and the weight is 4 lbs.

I said where are you calling from ?
She said Seattle .. I said NO not Virgina?
She said NOOOOOO.

This girl goes on telling me about the company who is sending the package to me .. its from Las Vegas.

I said I didn't order anything from there and then she said it from from SONY PRIZE CENTER.. and it's insured for $126.46

I said WHAT????????????????? I didn't enter any contests.

WE go on about Ebay and how I told her I bid and win things to resell in my store on Ebay so she asks about my store .. I gave her my address and she looks at my items.

I told her the story about the sheets and she and I was laughing so much and we ended up having a wonderful chat and maybe I obtained a new customer 🙂

She rescheduled my parcel for Weds June 8th, I asked her if she can open it up and tell me whats inside it but she said NO I wish I can help you.

So now I am going on vacation with this package in my mind and wondering what it is..

Anyone have any ideas please feel free to post them 🙂 I sure don't know . the size of the box sounds medium in size and not square so I really don't know.

I really needed those laughs her and I shared it was a nice change.

I will be back ………………

Eve who will miss all of you sooooooooooo much.

Au revoir