St Patricks Day Joke

Top of the Morning to ya.. I thought this joke was a good one so I wanted to post it.

I being Irish I feel this is a cool joke to post for St Pats day.. I hope you all get the humor inside it.. I am not bashing only adding to the fun of St Pats. Day.

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.
They head to the bird section
and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
little budgies in dat cage
up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in
a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop
and getinto Gerry's truck
to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000
foot drop and says, "Dis
looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box,
puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. Paddy
watches as the budgies fly off
and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing
himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy
shakes his head and says,
"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n
dangerous for me!"

THERE'S MORE…

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying
another cardboard box in
one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy.
Watch dis,"Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly
free. He then throws himself
over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy
watches as half way down,
Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus
continues to plummet down
and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every
bone in his body. Paddy
shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting either!"

> IT IS NOT OVER YET…

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two
friends when Sean
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is
carrying a cardboard box out
of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the
chicken by its legs and
hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and
down until he hits a
rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes
his head.
"Fook dat, lads.
First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping, den
Seamus parrotshooting…and
now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"

Love and laughs.
Eve