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A man and His Wife… Joke

I recieved this from my friend in Pakistan as usual it's funny

I got a huge laugh out of it and I was hoping you would also..

Subject: A man and his wife

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a
loose-fitting, pink dress – sleeveless with straps.He was wearing his usual
jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in
front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went
crazy. He jumped on the bars,and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited
at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and
wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she
let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the
gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung
her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now, tell him you have a headache."

HAHA.
Eve

13 Replies to “A man and His Wife… Joke”

  3. HI Guys,thanks for liking it .. here in USA it’s an on going thing with women .. men saying their wives had headaches ..haha..

  6. HI Connetta,You can post as many photos in your album as you like, I noticed you have been posting them in your blog however, you can make a photo album of them each in separate ones like landscapes, flowers etc. Take some time and experiment you can delete them if you don’t like them in that location. You have a great spirit for photos and I am looking forward to seeing more of yours 🙂 Happy spring photo taking Eve

  7. This is too good..I went to your pictures…they are so Beautiful and one right after the other..I didn’t know I could post that many pictues here.I like this blog place..And i’m glad my friend lead me here.Hopefully my pictures will be good enough to join those like yours..Have a nice week .connetta

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