HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
· When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"…
You need to pray at work.
· When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"…..
You need to pray at work.
· When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"…..
You need to pray at work.
· When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office…," and you want to throw a stapler at him……
You need to pray at work.
· When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk……… You need to pray at work.
· When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!"….
You need to pray at work.
· When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"……..
You need to pray at work.
· If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with……
You need to pray at work.
· If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story ……
You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out….
You need to pray at work!
Fatimah 😀
Another good one from my Scout .. I asked her to do her own blog with what she sends me and she said she is happy doing this for me 🙂 Thanks Sis for your sense of humor:love:Fatimah
I always pray that I dont have to pray for these reason… and thankfully I dont have to pray for that.
HI Jv Me too I work alone and no one gets on my nerves it’s usually the other way around 🙂 thanks for your comment Fatimah
I too work independtly, but I have deal with ‘vultures’ every day. Previously, sometime I used to get angry, frustrate, sucidal, killer , but now I have understood these things make life worse.
yes they do make you feel worse than the situation 🙁 I am in sales and marketing and I deal with so many people on a daily basis however, I give them my confidence and this allows them to feel less confident in their minds and they say ok do what you have to . 🙂 so I get the sales and the task is completed the way I wanted it to be. I found through error fighting does not work.. confidence and not letting it drop is the formula for my business. This applies to any aspect of my business. I am happy you found your formulaFatimah 🙂
Fatimah, have you read “Stories for parents, children and grandchildren” by Paulo Coelho ?I have just found it, it has good collection insightful short stories and incidents. I hope you will like. And I will like to hear those stories from you , with your view of point.http://www.paulocoelho.com.br/engl/dow.shtml
Hi Fatimah I think i should know “the pray” when i start to work~!!!!!:p:D yours Mercury
You are so funny :)I am hoping you won’t need it 🙂
HI JVNo I have never read this book or have seen it before thank you for the link, I have booked marked it . After rasing 5 children and 4 grandkids there are many stories funny and heartbreaking as in most families .. Thank you for sharing and caring enough to ask :)What’s funny to me may not be to my readers when it comes to my children this is why I never really wrote on this line.
Write such incidents, for me, I will listen to you.
Hi JVYou got it 🙂 thank you for accepting my heart and thoughtsshould I write it here or email? 🙂
In blog, because I have added your blog’s RSS Feed in my RSS Reader, so I can read immdiately whatever new post you publish.Further, why discrimnate with your other loyal readers 🙂 I am sure they will also appreciate and enjoy them as well.
I will think on it .. 🙂
Hopefully work is not like that for any of us.Very cute though.:D
its not for me 🙂 I am my own boss 😀
Hi Fatima, I like this post very much, very funny but its all true.Incidents you presented are very real and I am sure one HAS to face them atleast once in his life, if he is on job :)I think we should just be happy, positive and confident on ourselves and face the problems bravely, not just face the problems but overcome them as well :)Good post. Really made me happy.sadaf
HI SadafYes you are so right however. some working in an office situation face many personaliites that are nice, annoying and some YOU HAVE TO SAY A PRAYER :)thanks for seeing the humore in this post I enjoyed it too.NOw I am making YOU happy? wow I did a good job :)))))))))Hugs to youFati