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Back to School

I was thinking with school starting this would be a good way to honor
our teachers all over the world.

Get ready Teachers for funny words from our young children.

This is dedicated to YOU.. our TEACHERS …

A 6 year-old tells his 4 year-old brother "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.' ok?" The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK!!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out." — She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

With Love,
Fati

12 Replies to “Back to School”

  1. Hi Eve!Next week a new school year is starting in my country. Many young people will start the research. But many parents are afraid for a level of science at schools. The new minister is beginning changes in programs. And he doesn’t know a lot about them…. What will stay!?

  2. HI Andreu,Your country sounds like all countries..here in USA schools are not like they use to beand many children are in over crowded classrooms :(hard to learn when you sit on the window sill :(I wish your country luck as I do all Fatimah

  3. HI MOM and Andreu!How is it in Viet Nam? somewhere there are a lot of equipment 🙂 but somewhere there are a few ;)if you were born in country or mountain are you will be hard to learn and contrary to there, in the town or city they have a lot of good chances and all equipment to learn. I was born in country and it is so difficult for me do well my studying 😉 for example, my parents and young brothers don’t know how is the net…;)I do hope that the standard of living gradually will be improved all where, this place is as good as that place… :heart:Tristan

  4. HI TristanI am sure your country will get better as I see more people online from Vietnam nowYou will be fine I just know itLoveMom

  7. Hi,FatimahIt’s a droll and so funny.:)Thank you for sharing.As a teacher,I know students sould be creative,imaginative and courageous.So in some degree,I like the ‘naughty’ children and the active students.I don’t know why the two boys like to cuss.It’s not a good manner.:heart:Wangli

  8. HI Wangli,Yes ! I agree with you also however, the naughty ones keep alive the teachers too ;)and I posted this for you knowing you are a teacher and I am sure your students are not naughty as some can be .In USA there are many naughty ones 🙁 the teachers here are referees as well as teachers.Happy to see you here :heart:Fatimah

  9. hi Tristan!I’m so sorry that in your country are many problems. But and in your Viet nam will be better!

  12. Good afternoon MOM!Thank you for wishing :)Hi Andreu!yes, there are a lot of difficult problems 😉 and we have to do many things to improveThank you for your kind words.love to 2 youTristan

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