Men strike back!
Giving the MEN equal time !
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me…"
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
😀
Fati
Hey Dave this won’t happen to often :)Enjoy the moment :DFati
I wonder where Dave is……..hmmm.
OMG hahahah that is funny! Thanks for sharing, I guessssssss. 😉 LMAO:heart:Sarah
LMAO I thought it was funny even for women 😀 I posted it more for DAVE he loves this stuff 😀 😀 Right D? 😀
well he said when he isnt online he is BUSY with 😀 I guess
hahaha, very funny fatima :DI like all of them but Most I like “f your dog is barking at the back door…. “:DThe cat picture is also very funny.
thanks Sadaf for enjoying and seeing the humore in it too :)yes the cat is a killer cat lol
Thanks for such good humour! I liked about smaller feet – to stand more close tooven. Love, Ramute.:)
HI RamuteI guess its the male sense of humore? lolThanks for reading and enjoyingLoveFatimah
MOMI love DAD more than you 😀 😥 😀 i love you MOM as much as DAD MOM, I love this too and do I?:D Thank you for sharing .I love you MOM and DAD your sonTristan
HI TristanHappy to see you here again and I hope your days are full of studies and also no painLove to youMom
I finally got here. Where was I?I was getting some equal time. :DGreat post Fatimah, sorry it took me so long. 😀 :heart:
SWEET! FUNNY! Thank you!
HI John,I am happy you enjoyed this post too. It’s nice to give equal time .. sometime :DFati
HI Dave :)I told Sarah that’s what you were doing 😀 I posted this for you and dam you didnt see it right off lolthanks for showing up :DFati