Delivery Mistake … Joke

MISTAKE OF DELIVERY:

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves
for his sweetheart's birthday so
he went to an expensive boutique,
bought the Finest gloves available
asked the saleswoman to have Them delivered with a note.
While wrapping the gloves,
A clerk accidentally mixed up the order
and sent a pair of panties instead.

Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:

____________ _________ _________ _________ _

Darling,

I chose these, because I noticed that you
are not in the habit of wearing any when
we go out in the evening.

I would have Chosen long ones with buttons ,
but because your sister Wears the short ones
that are so easy to remove,
I decided To get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade,
the lady I bought them From showed me a
pair she had been wearing for three weeks
And they were hardly soiled.

I had the sales girl try them on for me
and they looked really smart.

I wish I could be there to put them on for you
for the first Time.
No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off,
remember to blow in them before
putting them away as they will
naturally be A little damp from wearing.

Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they
don't shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them
during the coming year.

I hope you Like them and
will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love.

P. S.
The latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little Fur showing.
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I thought this was a funny one to share.

🙂
Fatimah