A married couple were asleep
when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment
and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!"
and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear."
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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of
Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
:yikes:
Fatimah
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I have a feeling Dave will love these two jokes 😀
Those were good. 🙂
HI Sarah,I like blonde jokes even tho I am blonde :Dthey remind me of Nicole Smith don’t they? LOL
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hehe, do you have the :devil: inside today? :D:lol: a nice smile for the sunday morning 😆
I don’t see DAD here to read and enjoy these 2 jokes 😀
HI All,thanks for seeing the humore inside these jokes :DElke, the :devil: is always knocking but I don’t answer :DDad is busy I guess it’s the weekend and his wife has lots of work for him I guess :)He will be here soon I am sure Love to all,Fatimah