My friend from Kuwait sent me this
and I felt it was a funny joke.
Recent research shows that there
are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and
you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short
time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the
kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long
time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in
your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw
you."
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex, which means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called:
Courtroom Sex. This is when you
cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th
kind of sex is called:
Social Security Sex. You get a
little each month. But not enough
to live on.
Enjoy with,
:heart:
Fati
HI Sabrina yes Im sure there are 🙂 even one’s we can make up for our own nice to see you here you always make me laugh thanks :)Fati
You’ve got me thinking. There must be a bunch more. S.
HI D,You are so funny .. I have been waiting for you to comment.I know how much you love these funny things and when read this joke I was smiling thinking of YOU 😀 Hugs with loveFati
Cracked me up!Great Post!Much better than the crappy stuff that 186 guy posts. 😀
I think the best is the kitchen sex. With feelings still fresh, not bored yet. Is it possible to maintain this for the long time? Hot post!Love, Ramute.:)
HI Ramute,Yes the kitchen one is good as it works in any room for me haha..I thought it was funny thats why I posted it.. something for the weekend humorthank you for seeing the humor in it as well.LoveFatimah
Hi Fati,This is very funny! Thanks for sharing. I can’t disclose what point I am at right now. lol Let’s just say it is one of the better points of our relationship. That is sayingtoo much. :heart:Sarah
HI SarahNice to see you here again I have missed you :)I have no doubts you are at the better part of it.:DFati
Hi!But fantastic! even I didn’t know that it was possible the rear to discover it….
HI AndreuYou are so funny 🙂 Give it a try you never know 😀
Mmm, funny;)
thanks for enjoying 🙂