January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!! …..bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March- Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said "2-4 years!"
April – Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!
May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn't find a lake with a slope
July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..car swamped because soft-top was open.
September – The capital of California is "C"…..isn't it???
October – Hate M &M's…..they are so hard to peel!
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December – Couldn't call 911….."duh"…..there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
:yikes:
Fati
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before anyone gets postal on me .. remember I am a blonde also not by birth but still a blonde 😀
haha ha! had agreat laugh on it!
Funny stuff, he, he, he.Thanks for posting.Love, Ramute.:)
Good evening Fati.I think I dated her back in high school.Thanks for the laugh.Steven
HI Marian and Ramute,I thought they were really funny toofor blonde jokes :)Happy I gave you some laughsLoveFati
HI Steven,That’s funny I hope not :DYour welcome have a great night Fati
I was giving the blonde jokes a rest so I wouldn’t seem too offensive.This one was waiting in the wings. I’m glad you posted it, seems to go over better coming from one.:doh:
LOL Dave,I do blonde jokes from time to time I do love them so muchhowever this one is very special I never seen a year in review before :DBlondie Fati